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Round two has begun. This crafty femme has become Ruby, a film noir turned hippie burlygirl with a love for food, glam, and knitting needles.Take a ride with me, my bicycle, and my 50 dresses.

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qpadvice:

Hello! Recently, I was surprised by the amount of people who come into our askbox asking about how to start a QPP with someone. Usually, the answer is “I don’t know! It depends on the person.” But this might help those of you that are shy and are not sure where to start. It can also serve as an ice-breaker.

I tried to be as broad as possible on a tiny sheet on paper. Feel free to edit it, make changes, etc. :) I have a higher-res PNG version if you need it. Just contact me! (chekhovandowl)

This is the cutest ice breaker. My problems with talking to cute people are solved.

❝ How to love your depressed lover.
Last night I thought I kissed the loneliness from out your belly button. I thought I did, but later you sat up, all bones and restless hands, and told me there is a knot in your body that I cannot undo. I never know what to say to these things. “It’s okay.” “Come back to bed.” “Please don’t go away again.” Sometimes you are gone for days at a time and it is all I can do not to call the police, file a missing person’s report, even though you are right there, still sleeping next to me in bed. But your eyes are like an empty house in winter: lights left on to scare away intruders. Except in this case I am the intruder and you are already locked up so tight that no one could possibly jimmy their way in. Last night I thought I gave you a reason not to be so sad when I held your body like a high note and we both trembled from the effort.
Some people, though, are sad against all reason, all sensibility, all love. I know better now. I know what to say to the things you admit to me in the dark, all bones and restless hands. “It’s okay.” “You can stay in bed.” “Please come back to me again. ❞

- (via sad—fawn)

New best friend! #puppets #lizthelizard

I’d just like to point out that my bangs are doing some sort of sexy crimped 80s side foop thing today. #wokeuplikethis

flintlocal432:

queenofvomit:

important zine I picked up the other day

This is so rad!

magic instructions.

actualjainasolo:

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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Lunchtime. #DTES

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My employers cant spell my name. Lets hope they get it right on my paychecks. #itsspelledadrienne

Commandeering this for a future burlesque number :)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: candy cats on donuts. 

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Gimme.

My little sibling’s birthday cake.

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

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